Day Forty-Three: One Minute and Fifty-Six Seconds Till Your Seasonal Allergies Kick In or: The Master of the Trailer
by Tom Noonan
What follows won’t go down easy, I should warn you.
I’m not seeing this movie. The trailer already won. And that song? This 1:56 deserves an award and an MPAA warning (something along the lines of, “Clear the rest of your day so you can regain control of your emotions”). Trailers shouldn’t be allowed to do this. I’m not doing anything else today. Mark Webber is an asshole.