Day Thirty-Seven: 48 Seconds Till Your Childhood Is Ruined

by Tom Noonan

That’s Cary Elwes in the clip.  Yeah, that’s this guy:

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I know what you’re thinking, “Why would you show me this?  How could you do this to me?”  Believe me, I get it, and I’m not trying to drag you down with me.  I have a point to make here, and that point is this: I’m pretty sure we’re still in Fred Savage’s imagination, and, if stuff like this magic-bubble-drug-pipe-tuba

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or these oversized and oddly colored radiation victims

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or this overweight, coked-out Westley

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or this irrationally angry and terrifying fish

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are any indication, he’s in a dark, dark place.  There’s really no other explanation.  Tuba bubbles are a hell of a drug.

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