Day Thirty: #Yeby

by Tom Noonan

Tonight, in Atlantic City, Kanye West launched us into 2013 a day early.  Yes, Kim is pregnant.  Yes, it is Ye’s.  Yes, it, after becoming best friends and/or marrying Blue Ivy, will save us all.

This is the beginning.  It’s all real.  The Throne is growing.  2013 will change everything.  America has a royal family.  It’s what we’ve wanted all along.  We are all blessed.  Truly, truly blessed.